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Bear Girl: *mutters* Call me cute, will ya?!


Bear Girl: I'll show you cute!!!




Patrick: So, what exactly's wrong with Ralph anyway?


Mattie & Riona: *glare*
Patrick: *quickly* I mean Moira...


Mattie: Mistress Moira has always been a delicate creature. Even now her feelings are a mystery to me.


Patrick: Uh... that information helps me how...?


Riona: You gotta communicate! Then, when she least expects it...


Riona: KISS HER!!


Patrick: What?! I can't see how that would help...


Patrick: Not to mention the challenges the size difference would present...


Mattie: You fool! That would help nothing!


Mattie: It would be much better to just discuss the subject with her...


Patrick: But she's avoiding me! She's all pissed off and I have no idea why! That's why I came to you guys!


Bear Girl: I'm sorry! I can't take any more of this! I knew you were an epic moron, but this is a new low!


Patrick: Says the midget in the bear suit.


Bear Girl: What if I said it was a political statement?


Patrick: I'd say you're full of crap!!


*GLARE*


*GLARE*


Bear Girl: *still glaring* I wore a bear suit on the plane ride to see if I'd get in trouble.
Patrick: *still glaring* Did you?


Bear Girl: *angry* Nope. Everyone just kept saying how cute I was! I would've changed, but all I had underneath was underwear...


Patrick: BAH HA HA HA! That's hilarious!


Bear Girl: I'll show you hilarious!!!
Patrick: OOF!




Maggie: Lorna?
Lorna: *super happy* Maggie!
Patrick: Uhhh... Lorna...?


Patrick: You could've let me know your bratty wench of a little sister was coming!


Maggie: *apologetic* She wasn't supposed to come til tomorrow.


Maggie: *stern* Now, Lorna, we've talked about this..
Patrick: Come on, Mag. Don't be too hard on her...


Maggie: But she knows not to dress like this in public!


Patrick: That's what you're mad about?! She was pulverizing me!
Maggie: Pat, she's a 13-year-old girl...


Patrick: *suddenly tough* Yeah, that's right! Didn't hurt a bit!
*KICK!*


Patrick: OWW!


Patrick: You little...!
Maggie: Patrick...




Patrick: *mouthing* I'm gonna kill you!
Lorna: *sweet smile*


Maggie: Lorna's gonna be staying with us for a bit, so I'd appreciate it if you put a little more effort into not sinking to her maturity level. Okay?
Patrick: *grudingly* 'Kay.
Maggie: Thanks.


Maggie: Come on, kiddo. Let's find a place for you to sleep...


Lorna: *evil smile*


Patrick: GAH! What the crap! I've already got enough problems without psycho midget showing up!!


Patrick: How could it possibly get worse?!


Patrick: GAAHHHH!!!

Helga Bonus was kind of a fail, and Eller came back for Thanksgiving break, so...
NIGEL BONUS:


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